I WANT (TO HELP) YOU.

If you’re reading this: congratulations! You’ve found the most useful website in the world.

In all honesty, the website isn’t particularly useful on its own. It looks nice enough, has some adequate functionality, but it only really does one thing: tell you (the reader) about me (a guy).

The guy in question with the last name Mochulsky—hence the website URL—is an expert in the field of governance, risk, and compliance (GRC, a pretty good acronym as far as acronyms go). GRC is to businesses and organizations what transmissions are to motor vehicles: essential, complicated, noisy, and almost never under warranty. As a GRC professional with over a decade of experience in highly regulated industries and organizations of all sizes and stages of growth, I can provide actionable, plug-and-play solutions to address:

  • Corporate structuring (S-corp, C-corp, LLC, LP, LLP, 501(c)(3), R2-D2, you name it)

  • Organizational policies, processes, and procedures

  • Risk assessments

  • Licensure, registration, and regulatory compliance

  • Organization-wide compliance and monitoring frameworks

  • Environmental health and safety

  • Government relations and lobbying

  • Operational efficiency and process mapping

It’s a good list, but far from exhaustive, as I live by an unflappable do-it-yourself ethic. Logo and graphics let’s say design on this site? Did it myself. The copy for this website? Wrote it myself. The beard in the picture taped to Uncle Sam? Grew what I could, stapled gerbil hair to fill in the gaps—myself. No generative AI, no underpaid gig workers, just a good ol’ fashioned neurotic need to control everything.

And to think, that comes free with my services! What a deal!

ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS You’re Too Afraid to Ask

  • Whether you realize it or not, if you do basically anything that’s a “business” or “enterprise” or “anything more sophisticated than a school project,” you’re probably facing some issues in the world of governance, risk, and compliance. They’re there, whether you realize it or not, like a big spooky monster made entirely of fines and legal fees.

  • In a word, adaptability. I have experience in a number of fields, and with all manner of organizational governance, risk, and compliance. I’ve also worked in a number of different fields: insurance, professional services, agriculture, consumer packaged goods, nonprofit, and more.

  • That you’re on this website is a good start. We’ve got a contact button on the top of the page, and links to email addresses and phone numbers sprinkled throughout. Any of those should work.

  • We want to be as flexible as possible, knowing that each business or entity is unique. Hourly rate, fixed fee, equity, pro bono, profit share, baked goods, hedge trimming—be creative! I like creative.

  • When it comes to the work, I am thorough, professional, and no-nonsense.

    When it comes to anything else, I am a big silly goose who loves to chit-chat about anything and everything.

    At the end of the day, who do you want assisting you through complicated business challenges: a joyless scold with a bedside manner befitting the world’s least pleasant embalmer, or the person holding the world record for most consecutive jokes about a single verbal slip-up?